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Don’t look now, Billy, but your sea monkeys are mating! You can’t really call it making love, because it’s more like some sort of extended brutal rape. But don’t worry, Billy, it’s okay – Sea Monkeys don’t have any feelings!
Date Written: February 19, 2004
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.25
Comments:
02/27/2004 Will Disney: god is that true!
02/27/2004 scoop: Are any of those sea monkeys as hot as Monica Belluci?
02/27/2004 anonymous: Sure, of course.
02/27/2004 Texxx: Hmmm...I wonder who wrote this.
02/27/2004 Texxx (4): Is this the text on the box?
02/27/2004 annebot (5): mmmmmm extended brutal rape
02/27/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Let's hear it for the further dehumanization of non-human entities!
02/28/2004 senator (4): Do Sea Monkeys go to heaven?
02/29/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): Monica Bellucci is fine.
02/29/2004 Will Disney: can anyone suggest a stronger last sentence for this one?
02/29/2004 scoop: How about: "Don't worry Billy, all love is rape. So its cool."
02/29/2004 Will Disney: senator: no they do not.
03/1/2004 Mafia Mike (4):
01/16/2005 TheBuyer (5): two.
01/16/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): A genuinely good short short. I feel bad that my four is decreasing this short's rating, as I really enjoyed it.