"... and I'm really in to pawing, and bondage, but not like, i don't know normal bondage, collars and that stuff. I mean the more fluids the better. You know what I mean. Like really FOAMING AT THE MOUTH MAN. Any way...where was I?Oh yeah and I like to role play, and oh yeah! Toys! Oh, woof, don't get me started --"
And with that Dr. Paragon, the worlds leading pet psychologist, pressed stop on his tape recorder. He had heard enough. He knew this day was coming. He had seen it how his patients had been slipping in to the abyss. At first he thought he could make a difference. Restore some equlibrium to the moral compass. But he knew his time had passed. But not so soon, not so soon.
He reached in to his file and pulled out his resignation letter. It was already prepared he just had to sign. He stared at his tape recorder, shuddered, and reached for his pen.
03/1/2004Will Disney (3): at first i didn't get it but then i did. it's okay - you know? it is funny that the shrink is treating mentally ill pets, right?
03/1/2004Benny Maniacs (3): Funny idea but I don't think it was all that well executed.