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The cocky Jumbo Shrimp crawled along the sea bottom, approaching a rather large Tiger Prawn.
“Hey, chink-food” said the Jumbo Shrimp.
The Tiger Prawn went “WasssaH!” in a really stereotypically offensive Bruce Lee voice, and leapt into a battle ready pose.
“You gotta be freakin joking me” said Jumbo.
Again, another Asian racist noise from our yellow striped friend, and more gesticulations.
"Well bring it on!" Jumbo roared; his posture indicated he too was ready for combat.
Just then, a single file of petite Coctail Shrimp streamed by, and the two larger crustaceans softened.
“Woah there, little ladies" - but while Jumbo was looking at cocktail tail, Tiger Shrimp quintuple Karate kicked him in each of his thorax plates, took care of business with the little ladies, and has since basically conquered the international shrimp markets, through cheap, clean farming strategies in Vietnam and other South-East Asian environs. Jumbo Shrimp, of course, remains an oxymoronic laughing stock in the U.S., what with its high overheads and outdated trawling methods.