Date Written: March 23, 2004 Author:Mr. Pony Average Vote: 4.2
Comments:
03/26/2004Mr. Pony: Dear Friends,
For your amusement and enrichment, a high-resolution version of this image is available at no cost to you here. Once downloaded to your computer, printed out on a high quality digital press, and suitably framed, it will, I hope, enhance your sitting room or bedchamber in a way that satisfies you to completion. I pray it will bring you and your loved ones untold pleasures for years to come. I see this as the very least I can do to thank you all for a wonderful year.
Very sincerely yours,
Mr. Pony
03/30/2004Ferucio P. Chhretan (3): What the fuck, Pony!?! I have a daughter!
03/30/2004Will Disney (4): disturbing!
03/30/2004John Slocum (4): uuuuuugggghhhh. The Lerpa has shoulder, wrist and back-of-knee hair.
03/30/2004Ewan Snow (4): uuuuuugggghhhh. The Lerpa wears Uggs!
03/30/2004qualcomm (5): It's... like looking in a mirror... gives me a Lerpasm!
03/30/2004?: Does this guy gay?
03/30/2004anonymous: Does The Lerpa really float off the ground like that? I sort of think this drawing is inaccurate.
03/30/2004qualcomm: hey look, it's the most inexplicably anonymous comment yet!
03/30/2004Mr. Pony: Is it possible that the Lerpa has reached the apex of a modest vertical leap?
03/30/2004Mr. Pony: Yes. I second The Lerpa's motion that the anonymous feature be done away with entirely. If you want some anonymity, use a second identity!
03/30/2004scoop: You sort of get the impression that this is just the Olive Garden of Pony's debauched imagination, and that somewhere in the well-ordered cubicles in Pony's phantasmagoric head -- where he keeps his pictures and drawings -- are some real five-star, gourmet perversions.
03/30/2004Benny Maniacs (4): I'm with scoop, but also, it's better than I can do.
03/30/2004Moe-Ron (4): i hate The Lerpa!
03/30/2004John Slocum: I hate and love the Lerpa
03/30/2004qualcomm: you have no idea how long it took to capture me in mid-jump while maintaining an effortless expression and keeping my legs perfectly straight.
03/30/2004anonymous: I'd fuck the Lerpa...
03/30/2004anonymous: anon_b, you're such a fucking coward! Why don't you make your claims in public?
03/30/2004Mr. Pony: Scoop, I thank you for what I can only assume is a complement, but your implication that I have an inner Olive Garden makes me want to force-feed you a steel cable, fuse the ends, and keep you on a charm bracelet for the rest of your life. Also punch you.
03/30/2004Jon Matza (4):
03/30/2004scoop (5): Don't assume Pony. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and The Lerpa.
03/30/2004Mr. Pony: Well, that's handy. Maybe they should spell it differently.
03/30/2004anonymous: both of you fucking anon assholes are cowards!
03/30/2004anonymous: God, that joke never ever gets old.
03/31/2004John Slocum: Pony: There's an Austrian artist (forgot name - will get it) who has lurid sexual/torture sketches (spikes abutting testicles, people shitting in each other's mouths, etc) and his works are peppered with 'figure 1a' and 'figure 2.' You don't happen to know this guy, do you? He's not an inspiration or anything, is he?
03/31/2004anonymous: wow Pony, it's so "in your face".
Anon user-C needs to chill and ride.
I'd still fuck the Lerpa.
03/31/2004Mr. Pony: John Slocum: No, but he sounds dreadful. This drawing took a lot out of me. It's so horrible, and I usually only draw extremely pretty things. However, if you do remember the name of this beastly Australian, please kindly post it here.
08/19/2004scoop: The confidence, the swagger, the attitude of The Lerpa.
08/19/2004Jon Matza: I'd like to see anyone besides the Lerpa swagger & levitate simultaneously!
09/26/2004Streifenbeuteldachs (5): Who or what is The Lerpa? Anyway, this image was profoundly disgusting, and arousing.
06/24/2005Jon Matza: Hey Pony, that link you posted on the first comment is broken...I guess it's not so fucking "high res" after all. [Matza spikes air football, goes into wobbly-kneed victory dance]
06/24/2005Mr. Pony: Hey Matza, I'm not sure what link you're talking about. Do you mean this link? Because this link seems to work just fine. I really hope that in the future you'll actually check these links before reporting any errors to me. Oh, look; this one works too. Huh. I hope you don't feel too foolish.
06/24/2005Jon Matza: Those aren't links...they're hyperlinks! [Matza moonwalks across mirrored room naked]
06/24/2005Mr. Pony: Touché! [Pony bows deeply, slips on half a grapefruit, and tumbles backward down a flight of stairs. Seriously injured, his body is rebuilt by NASA using cybernetic limbs, giving him four times the strength of a normal man of his height and build. Pony wanders the country helping those in need. Years later, he is apparently killed saving a bus full of school children from driving over an oceanside cliff in Oregon. His body is never recovered. All twenty-seven children escape with only minor injuries.]
06/25/2005Hitler: I wonder if one of those children in the bus will some day grow up to be... well, grow up to be the next me!
06/25/2005Jon Matza: Or even the next Himmler?
06/25/2005Joseph Yurndt: Or me!
06/25/2005Mr. Pony: It's true. At some point in the future, I will help create Joseph Yurndt, who may or may not one day become Spacelord.
For your amusement and enrichment, a high-resolution version of this image is available at no cost to you here. Once downloaded to your computer, printed out on a high quality digital press, and suitably framed, it will, I hope, enhance your sitting room or bedchamber in a way that satisfies you to completion. I pray it will bring you and your loved ones untold pleasures for years to come. I see this as the very least I can do to thank you all for a wonderful year.
Very sincerely yours,
Mr. Pony