He cocked his ear for the familiar sound of audience laughter, but none came.
Then the alien came into the kitchen, scratching his big, furry ass.
“Got any more Tang?” it asked. “I’m famished. Oh, and is your slut girlfriend coming over today? I am also horny.”
The alien turned to a non-existent studio camera.
“Mars wants your women!” it shouted, then laughed at its own joke.