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There I was, in the backroom, getting a blowjob from the soon-to-be-bride. I mean, she was wearing the whole get-up – the white dress, the tiara in her hair, big rock on the finger. So there she was giving it to me, and I’m saying to her, “You’re still single, you’re still single, you’re still single!”

It was a technicality. I’ve always been a stickler for details. I didn’t feel bad about it.

“YOU’RE STILL SINGLE!” I screamed, releasing.

It was good timing because just then Here Comes the Bride started playing. Whats-her-name got up and took off. Here Comes the Bride - that fucking nazi Wagner wrote that song. Didn’t they know that? What a bunch of dicks. It was just another reason for me not to feel bad.
Date Written: May 16, 2004
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.2727
Comments:
05/18/2004 TheBuyer: It's Bridal Chorus from Lohengrin
05/18/2004 TheBuyer (4): What can I say, I'm a music geek.
05/18/2004 Benny Maniacs (4):
Here comes the chode!
My big wet load!
05/18/2004 Will Disney: it's true - technically speaking she *was* still single.
05/18/2004 qualcomm (2):
05/18/2004 scoop (2): This feels phoned in.
05/18/2004 anonymous: i don't think so!
05/18/2004 Mr. Pony (3): I do like the chanting, quite a bit. The rest of it just sort of falls away.
05/18/2004 anonymous: well, it is sort of horny though, right?
05/18/2004 anonymous: You fucking jerk! My husband reads this site!
05/18/2004 anonymous: sorry!
05/18/2004 mr.coffee (4): nothing pleases me more than the bride giving out blowjobs before she slips the cockring onto her finger. Its the last rites, sort of.
05/18/2004 anonymous: thank you, mr. coffee!
05/18/2004 Not Lisa (2): The best part of the short is the fake commentary from author and anon user.
05/18/2004 qualcomm: it astounds me that this shitter got 3 four-star votes. next time i'm waiting so i can do some corrective voting.
05/18/2004 Pix (4): Claps Hands
05/18/2004 Ewan Snow: Gee, thanks Not Lisa. Now that my comment has been praised, I'll let it be known that I'm anon_user_a. I assume Disney is From_Author.
05/18/2004 annebot (4): I konw that was the senator and don't ask why......
05/18/2004 Ewan Snow: You know what was the senator, annebot? And by "the senator" do you mean the guest who goes by the name "senator"?
05/19/2004 Phony Millions (3): The Buyer - interesting that Mendelsohn, an assimilated Jew and contemporary of Wagner, wrote the other wedding song.
05/19/2004 TheBuyer: Well spotted, Brad, that got past me
09/26/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): YOU'RE STILL SINGLE!