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Your marcomm is ineffectual, you worthless little prick, you pustule. Your product will slough out stillborn prior to market penetration. Going forward, the value added of your key initiatives is trending downward, asshole.

You’re not worth the half-digested fingernails in Lou Dobbs’ excrement. And don’t even think of pushing back; your low-hanging fruit will be branded faster than you can reposition it. Are we on the same page? Good.

Just a heads up, douche.

Date Written: April 22, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.1667

04/22/2003 anonymous (2):
04/22/2003 Will Disney (5): fantastic
04/23/2003 Phony Millions (4): nice lou dobbs reference.
05/1/2003 Phony Millions (4): the author has rage feelings
02/5/2004 scoop (5): business-cas-speak as cudgel. collective use of language transforms the words in to a series of buttoned down grunts. a B-side waiting to be a hit.
03/3/2004 Mr. Pony: Waitaminit--how does this short have an average rating of 4? Am I missing something?
03/3/2004 Mr. Pony: There are things going on that I do not understand.
03/3/2004 qualcomm: two of those 4s are brad's, pony. there's a hidden 3, clearly.
03/3/2004 Mr. Pony: Yes! Yes! That was what I did not understand! Thank you, Feldspar!
05/15/2004 TheBuyer (5): ya.