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In her Windstar Minivan, Sue Rosenlip yanked the grey nose-hair out and observed that it was attached to a membranous dry piece of mucus. She separated the two, discarded the snot with no particular fanfare and took an Altoids tin from the glove compartment. She placed the nose-hair in the tin. She farted quietly and deliberately before getting out of the car and could ‘taste the fart on my saliva’ she said later.

Date Written: July 02, 2003
Author: Phony Millions
Average Vote: 4.66667

05/17/2004 TheBuyer (5): how the hell did this go unnoticed? Fuck me, this is brilliant!
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