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- Sunlight hit Jon "Feldy" Feldspar's face sharply. by Dylan Danko on February 04, 2003
- Cantor Fitzgerald stopped sharp, turned on a dime and climbed the stairs two fold... by Dylan Danko on March 09, 2003
- With the de-atomizer set to autoflux, Kissinger Addley let the heliotron do the rest... by Dylan Danko on March 10, 2003
- It often passed through genteel circles of Cavenmoor... by Dylan Danko on March 31, 2003
- "Cast aspersions if you must but I happen to like my new, fake titties... by Dylan Danko on April 04, 2003
- "Hey, honey! You wanna go to the orchid show?" by Dylan Danko on April 12, 2003
- The dude what started it all... by Dylan Danko on July 11, 2003
- Judson tried hard but failed to hide his unease. by Dylan Danko on July 16, 2003
- After the circle jerk there was silence. by Dylan Danko on July 21, 2003
- Kill me by Dylan Danko on August 10, 2003
- "I want 'em dead..." by Dylan Danko on August 10, 2003
- Congratulations Twilo Morgum-Blow born 8/16/03! by Dylan Danko on August 17, 2003
- I find your prose has a certain testicular quality and I mean that in the most complimentary of senses. by Dylan Danko on September 22, 2003
- Ewan and Brad sat at the foot of Feldspar's Porsche water bed. by Dylan Danko on December 02, 2003
- Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. by Dylan Danko on December 13, 2003
- Dear Bruce, by Dylan Danko on December 13, 2003
- Pliny the Younger lay on his side by Dylan Danko on December 28, 2003
- Dear Diary, by Dylan Danko on January 04, 2004
- "The road to salvation is littered with the cauls of broken souls." by Dylan Danko on January 10, 2004
- "Who wants to see my penis?" cried Transgender Johnson. by Dylan Danko on January 10, 2004
- When I was 7... by Dylan Danko on January 15, 2004
- Note to self: by Dylan Danko on January 28, 2004
- Crush-Depth Halliday and Rapid-Deployment Burke by Dylan Danko on February 06, 2004
- It was the second time in as many months by Dylan Danko on February 09, 2004
- "I mean, just because we just met doesn't mean our love isn't real... by Dylan Danko on February 14, 2004
- Man, do I lead a glossy life! by Dylan Danko on February 17, 2004
- Hey! Animals! by Dylan Danko on March 07, 2004
- Yeah, so anyway, after... by Dylan Danko on March 15, 2004
- Please do not consider my actions impertinent by Dylan Danko on March 29, 2004
- Oi! You takin' the piss ow.. by Dylan Danko on April 13, 2004
- I had Disney pegged for a homo the first time I met him. by Dylan Danko on April 22, 2004
- Trois couleurs: Brun by Dylan Danko on July 03, 2004
- I had that dream again. by Dylan Danko on July 29, 2004
- Daddy, where do people go when they go away forever. by Dylan Danko on October 27, 2004
- I remember it well. by Dylan Danko on November 05, 2004
- Dear Sirs, by Dylan Danko on November 20, 2004
- Listen by Dylan Danko on January 08, 2005
- I've got a number of facts at the ready by Dylan Danko on April 12, 2005
- The Da Vinci Code Directed By Ron Howard And Starring Tom Hanks by Dylan Danko on May 19, 2006