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  1. Sunlight hit Jon "Feldy" Feldspar's face sharply. by Dylan Danko on February 04, 2003
  2. Cantor Fitzgerald stopped sharp, turned on a dime and climbed the stairs two fold... by Dylan Danko on March 09, 2003
  3. With the de-atomizer set to autoflux, Kissinger Addley let the heliotron do the rest... by Dylan Danko on March 10, 2003
  4. It often passed through genteel circles of Cavenmoor... by Dylan Danko on March 31, 2003
  5. "Cast aspersions if you must but I happen to like my new, fake titties... by Dylan Danko on April 04, 2003
  6. "Hey, honey! You wanna go to the orchid show?" by Dylan Danko on April 12, 2003
  7. The dude what started it all... by Dylan Danko on July 11, 2003
  8. Judson tried hard but failed to hide his unease. by Dylan Danko on July 16, 2003
  9. After the circle jerk there was silence. by Dylan Danko on July 21, 2003
  10. Kill me by Dylan Danko on August 10, 2003
  11. "I want 'em dead..." by Dylan Danko on August 10, 2003
  12. Congratulations Twilo Morgum-Blow born 8/16/03! by Dylan Danko on August 17, 2003
  13. I find your prose has a certain testicular quality and I mean that in the most complimentary of senses. by Dylan Danko on September 22, 2003
  14. Ewan and Brad sat at the foot of Feldspar's Porsche water bed. by Dylan Danko on December 02, 2003
  15. Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. by Dylan Danko on December 13, 2003
  16. Dear Bruce, by Dylan Danko on December 13, 2003
  17. Pliny the Younger lay on his side by Dylan Danko on December 28, 2003
  18. Dear Diary, by Dylan Danko on January 04, 2004
  19. "The road to salvation is littered with the cauls of broken souls." by Dylan Danko on January 10, 2004
  20. "Who wants to see my penis?" cried Transgender Johnson. by Dylan Danko on January 10, 2004
  21. When I was 7... by Dylan Danko on January 15, 2004
  22. Note to self: by Dylan Danko on January 28, 2004
  23. Crush-Depth Halliday and Rapid-Deployment Burke by Dylan Danko on February 06, 2004
  24. It was the second time in as many months by Dylan Danko on February 09, 2004
  25. "I mean, just because we just met doesn't mean our love isn't real... by Dylan Danko on February 14, 2004
  26. Man, do I lead a glossy life! by Dylan Danko on February 17, 2004
  27. Hey! Animals! by Dylan Danko on March 07, 2004
  28. Yeah, so anyway, after... by Dylan Danko on March 15, 2004
  29. Please do not consider my actions impertinent by Dylan Danko on March 29, 2004
  30. Oi! You takin' the piss ow.. by Dylan Danko on April 13, 2004
  31. I had Disney pegged for a homo the first time I met him. by Dylan Danko on April 22, 2004
  32. Trois couleurs: Brun by Dylan Danko on July 03, 2004
  33. I had that dream again. by Dylan Danko on July 29, 2004
  34. Daddy, where do people go when they go away forever. by Dylan Danko on October 27, 2004
  35. I remember it well. by Dylan Danko on November 05, 2004
  36. Dear Sirs, by Dylan Danko on November 20, 2004
  37. Listen by Dylan Danko on January 08, 2005
  38. I've got a number of facts at the ready by Dylan Danko on April 12, 2005
  39. The Da Vinci Code Directed By Ron Howard And Starring Tom Hanks by Dylan Danko on May 19, 2006